Well, this cheered me up: the Christian Analysis of American Culture project, finding the sin in films so you don't have to. Their findings are put into categories such as 'wanton violence/crime', 'impudence/hate', 'sexual immorality' and 'offense to God'. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, for example, has no noted instances of sexual immorality, but OUTRAGEOUSLY it does have 'broom riding, repeatedly'. Meanwhile, The Day After Tomorrow contains 'homosexual song in background (Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me - Boy George)'. Oh, it's too easy to mock these sites, I know. But who said fun should be difficult?
So many things to get angry about, so little time... 4x4s in the spotlight in a piece confirming that 'in a collision, pedestrians are 75% more likely to be killed by an SUV than by a conventional vehicle'. And elsewhere in the same newspaper, the delightful spectre of Godfrey Bloom, new Ukip MEP. In normal circumstances I would find outdated views like his pretty harmless, ably refuted as they are wherever you care to look. But he is an elected representative of this country, and therefore I have spared the time to fume.
I am about to start my least favourite job of the summer, creating over a hundred folders of useless information for over a hundred useless students. Any suggestions for distractions MUCH appreciated.