True Love and High Adventure
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"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

Thursday, February 06, 2003
Three typical days in the life of a 15 year old:

"TW, the boy who was eyeing me up and hovering round my table in the library on Friday, is very nice. In a way, it’s easier to fancy him than X, because I don’t know him at all intimately, so knowledge of his character doesn’t get in the way!"

"French exams not too bad, apart from oral with sickening Mrs T. and the Killer Eye-Makeup! My feelings about X are mixed up again. Help!"

"I (rather rashly I now reflect) told G about TW, for no particular reason other than I was under the influence of alcohol [probably half a shandy], and he’s his friend. I then discovered from him that TW fancies AB! Like, this is really bad for my self-esteem. Although I didn’t (and don’t) fancy TW, it was a slight comfort to think that someone had been paying attention to me, and G’s extremely blunt approach with his sickening information was not much of a help to my confidence level. I mean, it’s *AB* for God’s sake!" [AB being a strident, horsy, embarrassing type if I remember correctly.]



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Wednesday, February 05, 2003
A day of accidents yesterday, with the laws of gravity working overtime. Firstly, I somehow knocked a (hideous) paperweight off a shelf at work - a gift from some Russian agents (educational ones, not KGB - then I really WOULD have been in trouble...) I think I broke our trusty Dustbuster clearing up the broken glass, but at least I can't be accused of endangering student feet. Then I got home to a scene of devastation in the kitchen; one of the units had fallen off the wall, breaking several things on its way down and spewing its contents all over the floor. The resulting carpet of broken glass, tea leaves, jam and mayonnaise looked like the aftermath of some slightly odd party. Still, it could have been worse. We're just working out how much to say the broken espresso machine was worth when we make our insurance claim...

And meanwhile, on the other side of town, this was happening. My favourite bit of the story:

Theresa Waddell, 64, from The Brow, Woodingdean, was on the pier playing fruit machines when the fire broke out. She said: "Staff came over to us and told us there was a fire and we had to leave. No one panicked, they just wanted to finish their game. I'm sure my machine was about to pay out."



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